With great excitement, Plaion Pictures confirmed that on February 12th, all major digital download platforms will host the premiere of their brand-new comedy horror film, SLOTHERHOUSE. EastEnders alumni Sydney Craven (Wolf Blood) and Andrew Horton (Jupiter’s Legacy) feature alongside British actress Lisa Ambalavanar (Titans, The A-List), forming a stellar group of rising stars.
SLOTHERHOUSE follows Emily Young, a technology-obsessed sorority senior trapped in the world of social currency and popularity. She then discovers the influence she can gain from cute animals after meeting an exotic pet distributor. Emily’s deep desire to become sorority house President leads to her adopting a poached pet sloth to use it to help her get elected new House President.
Emily and her sisters don’t immediately realise that Alpha, their new house mascot, is to blame for the deaths, though, as bodies start to pile up in the Lambda Omega Omega home. The truth about their lazy pet is revealed only when the girls barricade themselves in the house to celebrate the night of the presidential election. It turns out that this dull ball of fur is nature’s perfect predator, driven by retaliation, shielded by cuteness, and equipped with three razor-sharp claws on each hand. Will Emily and her sisters get it out of the house alive? Is this death-sloth too rapid for their liking?
Trailer:
Yeah, yeah. I know what you all are thinking. I’m still gonna get drunk and watch it though. Seems like a fine waste of a Sunday night. Thanks for reading and as always, stay sordid. Poster artwork below.
