Usually when someone mentions cooties, you laugh it off as a fictional disease that boys or girls had when you were a kid yourself. In this case however, cooties are very, very real…
Cooties stars our favourite hobbit, Elijah Wood, playing substitute teacher Clint, who substitutes at the elementary school he himself attended as a child. Everything seems nice and school-like and he even meets his high-school crush, that is until one of his students becomes hungry…
Chaos ensues and the children become bloodthirsty monsters, killing every teacher in sight.
Kids are cute and innocent until they decide to kill you by devouring your flesh.
Clint and his rag tag team of teachers try to survive by fending off the hordes of undead children.
This was a pleasant movie to watch and a good mix of horror and comedy with an interesting and unique plot. In my opinion, it deserves a solid 7/10.
— Merman
Here’s the trailer:
